Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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