so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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