I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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