This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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