No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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