the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm always down for nudity.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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