But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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