Little spoons don't ask big questions
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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