Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It's Friday. Sex?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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