This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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