oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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