um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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