dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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