Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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