my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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