Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
