We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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