she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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