we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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