somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
try to milk me bitch
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