I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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