its not stalking. its research.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Randomize
