He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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