just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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