'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You are a genius and a whore.
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