We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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