I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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