i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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