i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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