ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Church boner. Awkwardddd
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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