all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The adults are the big ones right?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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