.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
no you cant smoke seaweed
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I am naked and annoyed.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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