Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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