You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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