Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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