yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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