4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my sisters under your porch take her home
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
where are you?
Hypothermia
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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