She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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