i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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