I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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