So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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