we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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