me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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