We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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