So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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