So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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