is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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