Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize