Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life