Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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