Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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