Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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