Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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