So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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