Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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