Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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